Jokes Quotes
2488 Jokes quotes by 1346 unique authors
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A rich man's joke is always funny.
— Thomas Edward Brown
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The joke in our family is that we can cry reading the phone book.
— Ronald Reagan
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Fashion has become a joke. The designers have forgotten that there are women inside the dresses.
— Coco Chanel
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Granting our wish is one of Fate's saddest jokes.
— James Russell Lowell
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Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.
— Martin Short
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The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself.
— Friedrich Schiller
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The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.
— Ronnie Barker
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Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.
— Abraham Lincoln
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God is always joking. Look at your own life - it is a joke! Look at other people's lives, and you will find jokes and…
— Rajneesh
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You know lots of criticism is written by characters who are very academic and think it is a sign you are worthless if you make…
— Ernest Hemingway
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The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or well intended halfness; a non performance of that which is pretended…
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Jokes are generally honest. Complete solemnity is always dishonest.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable.
— Joseph Addison
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There is no reason for believing that any sort of gods exist, and quite good reasons for believing that they do not exist and never…
— Richard Dawkins
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There are no ordinary people.. it is immortals whom we joke with, work with, marry, snub, and exploit.
— C.S. Lewis
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Make jokes. No stress. Love. Live Life. Proceed. Progress.
— Lil Wayne
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Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
— Barry Humphries
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My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.
— Emily Deschanel
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I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.
— Ashley Benson
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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
— Clifton Fadiman
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