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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Infiniti ads are part of an exciting new trend called "Advertising Whose Sole Purpose Is to Irritate You."
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Whatever a man might do, whatever misery or heartache your children might give you - and they give you a lot -…
— Audrey Hepburn
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I do not believe in sitting on a problem. Because the longer you sit on that thing, the longer it'll irritate you.…
— Unknown Author
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A friend loves you for your intelligence, a mistress for your charm, but your family's love is unreasoning; you were born into…
— Andre Maurois
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Lend your light to the blind. Why should the wickedness of men irritate you, when it is only blindness?
— Eugenio Maria de Hostos
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With me, illusions are bound to be shattered. I am here to shatter all illusions. Yes, it will irritate you, it will…
— Rajneesh
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I find you irritating. (Kat) I haven’t even begun to irritate you yet. Imagine what I could do if I applied myself?…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Sway’s an idiot who didn’t order them when we used up the last bunch. (Vik) Isn’t that your job? (Devyn) No. I’m…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Lmaooo. . . . like if ever any kid irritate you like this :D
— SHY BOY
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The person who loves you most will Trouble and irritate you the maximum,But when you drop a tear, He will fight With…
— Ritu Ghatourey
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