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W.C. Fields has 195 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more…
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The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than…
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I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and…
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Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners to thank…
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Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but…
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs…
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
— W.C. Fields
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More people are on food stamps today because of Obamas policies than ever in history. I would like to be the best…
— Newt Gingrich
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The greater part of what my neighbors call good I believe in my soul to be bad, and if I repent of…
— Henry David Thoreau
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A plaque hanging on the wall of my home invites me to remember where I came from-each day. It reads, "No matter…
— Mary Ellen W. Smoot
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You know, anyone who invites me to do something makes me feel special.
— Marvin Hamlisch
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Today a new sun rises for me; everything lives, everything is animated, everything seems to speak to me of my passion, everything…
— Ninon de L'Enclos
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I don't really have studios. I wander around around people's attics, out in fields, in cellars, anyplace I find that invites me.
— Andrew Wyeth
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Anyone who invites me to any pages that have the words, swag or yolo isn't only get blocked but a punch in…
— Merle Anthony Rowland
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