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- I can't tell you how many times we'll run into a journalist and go, "Boy that's...I wish we could be saying that. That's exactly the…
- Usually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t.
- I have not moved out of the comedian's box into the news box. The news box is moving towards me.
- Spain's new Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero announced he will soon call back Spain's 1300 troops from Iraq - meaning the coalition of the…
- Some would argue that the president himself benefited from a form of affirmative action because as a C student, he only got into Yale because…
- Here’s how bizarre the war is that we’re in in Iraq, and we should have known this right from the get-go: When we first went…
- The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith.
- The reason I don’t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to…
- The Republican party is the party of nostalgia. It seeks to return America to a simpler, more innocent and moral past that never actually existed.…
- Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about Dick Cheney, and the reason that maybe they keep him…
- I don't know why people think that somehow the First Amendment applies to network television. It doesn't. It's like the way free speech doesn't apply…
- I am a tiny, neurotic man, standing in the back of the room throwing tomatoes at the chalk board. And that's really it. And what…
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- Economic growth may one day turn out to be a curse rather than a good, and under no conditions can it either… — Hannah Arendt
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- Republics decline into democracies and democracies degenerate into despotisms. — Aristotle
- The state comes into existence for the sake of life and continues to exist for the sake of good life. — Aristotle
- A sense is what has the power of receiving into itself the sensible forms of things without the matter, in the way… — Aristotle
- I was always interested in French poetry sort of as a sideline to my own work, I was translating contemporary French poets.… — Paul Auster
- To bring anything into your life, imagine that it's already there. — Richard Bach
- It's actually amazing because you go so far into another side of your brain when you're studying something completely different, and I… — Dido Armstrong
- If we want to create a viable, peaceful world, we've got to integrate compassion into the gritty realities of 21st century life. — Karen Armstrong
- But human beings fall easily into despair, and from the very beginning we invented stories that enabled us to place our lives… — Karen Armstrong
- Zionism was originally a rebellion against religious Judaism and the PLO Charter was essentially secularist. But because the conflict was allowed to… — Karen Armstrong
- It's tough to be a 15- or 16-year-old athlete competing around the country. There's tension, there's media. I had no idea what… — Lance Armstrong