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I Usually Quotes by Jack Handey
- Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back.…
- Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring…
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- I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. — Yogi Berra
- When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be shopping. Our… — Lewis Black
- Every day's an adventure when I step out of my door. That's why I usually wear a hat and keep my head… — Steve Buscemi
- I usually get freaked out if I'm in a situation where a lot of people recognise me at once. — Steve Buscemi
- I usually say I did the best I could with what I had. I have no major regrets. — Stokely Carmichael
- I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans,… — Tommy Chong
- The actual writing time is a lot shorter than the thinking time. I don't do too many notes. I keep it mostly… — Harlan Coben
- I usually get myself into situations that cause sparks. I mean I'm a girl that likes the storms. I love feeling alive,… — Tori Amos
- Even when there are adverse circumstances, I try to do my job. And I usually do. — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
- People will then often say, 'But surely it's better to remain an Agnostic just in case?' This, to me, suggests such a… — Douglas Adams
- I hadn't been onstage in a while. The last time was pre-children. And before I went on [at Roseland], my kids were… — Madonna Ciccone
- I've had a lot of majors where I didn't play well until the last round. Keep yourself in contention; that's the name… — Jack Nicklaus