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I Used Quotes by Demetri Martin
- I used to get bummed out when it rained; then I realized that it's God's way of washing off hippies.
- I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my…
- I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I…
- I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
More I Used Quotes
- I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas… — Andrea Arnold
- I used to tremble from nerves so badly that the only way I could hold my head steady was to lower my… — Lauren Bacall
- I can't drink whiskey like I used to back then, that's for sure. — Sebastian Bach
- I used to have a lot of superstitions, and then I realized that it was kind of hogwash. Once I let go… — Amy Adams
- I used to always be putting my hat on children being photographed and then getting home and discovering I was riddled with… — Tom Baker
- One of the places where we lived when I was growing up had this big wood out the back. And starting when… — Christian Bale
- I used to lift very heavy weights in my mid-twenties - I used to bench press over 300lb. The most I ever… — Eric Bana
- I used to love writing in my journal. — Tyra Banks
- It was hard to get guys to notice me, period, because I was so skinny and all my friends were curvy. Plus,… — Tyra Banks
- I used to want to be a movie star so I wouldn't have to live in trailers anymore. And now that I… — Roseanne Barr
- When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian… — Roseanne Barr
- I never felt so close to a guitar as that silver one with mirrors that I used on stage all the time. — Syd Barrett