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I Put Quotes by Steven Wright
- For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
- I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
- I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.
- I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.
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