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I Got Quotes by Demetri Martin
- I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.
- I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my…
- But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to…
- I got into stand-up because I love stand-up. Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punch line.
More I Got Quotes
- I started out in life as a poet; I was only writing poetry all through my 20s. It wasn't until I was… — Paul Auster
- I got into trouble a while ago for saying that I thought the internet led to increased literacy - people scolded me… — Margaret Atwood
- I grew up in the north woods of Canada. You had to know certain things about survival. Wilderness survival courses weren't very… — Margaret Atwood
- I was in preschool and a girl actually kissed me on the cheek. I didn't know what to do. I didn't know… — Jensen Ackles
- I got the whole band set up in the basement and we are jamming. — Sebastian Bach
- I don't know anyone who enjoys going to the hospital. To help remedy this, I got an idea to create what a… — Joseph Barbera
- I was ten when I got my first serious beating. It was rough. — David Bailey
- I didn't get into acting to have a moment, I got into it because of people who've inspired me, like Judi Dench,… — Amy Adams
- I was a pretty scrappy, tough kid; I got in all sorts of fights at school. I defended myself - boys didn't… — Amy Adams
- I believe I have a calling. Do you know what that calling is? To stand up in a new and hard core,… — Stephen Baldwin
- I got in trouble with the police, and that was a rude awakening. That was it. I'd seen the bottom of the… — Bryan Adams
- I made my living being 20 or 30 pounds heavier than the average model. And that's where I got famous. — Tyra Banks