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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Never do I argue with a man with a desire to hear him say what is wrong, or to expose him and…
— Al-Shafi‘i
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Yet I argue not Against Heav'n's hand or will, nor bate a jot Of heart or hope; but still bear up and…
— John Milton
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If your faith won't fit in the door that opens, then I argue do not walk through that door.
— DeVon Franklin
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If I embrace who I am it will open doors not shut them. If your faith won’t fit in the door that…
— DeVon Franklin
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I argue in this paper that we are on the edge of change comparable to the rise of human life on Earth.
— Vernor Vinge
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I am a lover of what is, not because I'm a spiritual person, but because it hurts when I argue with reality.…
— Byron Katie
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In fact, I argue that the future of advertising, whatever the technology, will be to associate each brand with one word. This…
— Maurice Saatchi
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I always get the better when I argue alone.
— Oliver Goldsmith
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These eyes, tho' clear To outward view of blemish or of spot, Bereft of light, their seeing have forgot, Nor to their…
— John Milton
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I argue that we deserve the choice to do whatever we want with our faces and bodies without being punished by an…
— Naomi Wolf
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Do I really believe that? I make a mark, a few strokes, I argue with myself, not do I like or not,…
— Philip Guston
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I realized that it's insane to oppose it. When I argue with reality, I lose-but only 100% of the time. How do…
— Byron Katie
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