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Humorous Quotes by Emo Philips
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
- Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?
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- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
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