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Humorous Quotes by Bill Maher
- The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
- All marriages are same sex marriages. You get married and every night, it's the same sex.
- Don't call me when you're stuck in traffic. It's not my fault that radio sucks and did it ever occur to you that there wouldn't…
- Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
- Men are only as loyal as their options.
- What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.
More Humorous Quotes
- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. — Aristotle
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
- I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. — Isaac Asimov
- Meanwhile, fears of universal disaster sank to an all time low over the world. — Isaac Asimov
- O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
- Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
- If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. — Tallulah Bankhead
- No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. — Honore de Balzac
- It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty… — Honore de Balzac
- Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. — Douglas Adams