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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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You have to learn things in every game because you are not going to be able to practice two-and-a-half to three hours…
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Reliable office staff come in the shape of mature married women working from 9.30 to 3.30 (inside school hours) during which they…
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And then, when I went into the Navy, there was no choice. You took about half of the hours during your naval…
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Only the closest collaborators of the Fuehrer know how difficult is the burden of this responsibility; how sorrowful are the hours during…
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This year, U.S. airlineswill carry a record 143 million passengers, who will be in the air for 382 million hours, during which…
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I’ve never enjoyed myself more than I have the past forty-eight hours, during which I’ve been trapped in a car with one…
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Once, Turner had himself lashed to the mast of a ship for several hours, during a furious storm, so that he could…
— David Markson
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But there's a little guy who sits astride my brain with a whip, and if I'm away from the machine for more…
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