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Jon Stewart has 231 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre,…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go…
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I think the 24-hour news cycle has helped exaggerate the differences between the parties. You can always find someone on TV somewhere…
— George H. W. Bush
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The idea of 24-hour news, if you really step back, is pretty insane. Just even saying '24-hour news' almost has satire laced…
— Adam McKay
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On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks.
— Jon Stewart
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It's hard for anyone in the 24-hour news cycles that we all live in now to follow something that the first round…
— Jim Courier
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When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the…
— Dick Gregory
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I used to love going on a junket and promoting a film when it was not a 24-hour news cycle, and when…
— Debra Winger
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News is virtual now. It is not 24-hour news cycles; it is instant news cycles. It is live. News is live all…
— Mark McKinnon
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The challenges are different to different kinds of magazines. News magazines, magazines that have high frequency and news, are going to be…
— Jann Wenner
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With 24-hour news... the story moves on with the media.
— Charles Kennedy
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The rise of a ubiquitous Internet, along with 24-hour news channels has, in some sense, had the opposite effect from what many…
— Lawrence M. Krauss
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