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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
— Jack Handey
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Who is blameless? Only those that blame no one for aught that is, has been or may be. Only in creating hope,…
— Edgar Cayce
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I hope life treats you kind, and I hope you have all that you ever dreamed of, and I wish you joy…
— Dolly Parton
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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
— W.C. Fields
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Nothing should be out of the reach of hope. Life is a hope.
— Oscar Wilde
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Behind every smile there is a frown. Behind every frown there is a story. Within that story there was a moment of…
— Patience
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Bridge connects us to get to the other places. Between water, we have crossing bridge to reach our loved ones. Hope life…
— Innah Delos Angeles
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Thank you for always being there. Thank you for this new day. Full of possibilities, hope, life,full of you. Let me embrace…
— Innah Delos Angeles
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We are people maybe the last meanings, maybe the beginning the illusion of the only hope life.
— Mariana Fulger
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Dream + hope = life
— Spido
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