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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre,…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go…
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Ask me if Christianity (my version of it, yours, the Pope's, whoever's) is orthodox, meaning true, and here's my honest answer: a…
— Brian D. McLaren
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How do you know what is the right path to choose to get the result that you desire? The honest answer is…
— Jon Stewart
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What am I afraid of? I'll tell you: a feather. that's right, a feather. How could anyone be afraid of a feather,…
— Jack Handey
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An honest answer is the sign of true friendship.
— E. W. Howe
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Well, I needed the work - that's the honest answer. I haven't worked for a while, a couple of years. So I…
— Gary Oldman
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The honest answer is more complex. On some level I was sent. Or inspired. Or called. But my calling, such as it…
— Chris Bohjalian
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The correct answer is the honest answer.
— Amber Hope
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An honest answer is as pleaing as a kiss on the lips.
— Emmanuel Plove
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An honest answer is like a kiss of friendship.
— Unknown Author
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Give an honest answer, and receive trust in return. Give a smile, and receive joy in return...
— Milana May
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Whoever gives an honest answer kisses the lips. -Proverbs 24:26
— Bible
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If you ask me an honest question, I am going to give you an honest answer.
— Matt Cline
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