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Holes Quotes by Jack Handey
- I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having…
- People just naturally assume that dogs would be incapable of working together on some sort of construction project. But what about just a big field…
- The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he looked around and…
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- It was regarded as a responsibility of the BBC to provide programs which have a broad spectrum of interest, and if there… — David Attenborough
- Holes in the memory. You grab on to some things, others have completely disappeared. — Paul Auster
- I don't go to the cool, trendy restaurants. I go to either the holes in the wall or the super-fancy restaurants where… — Tyra Banks
- I wonder if a soldier ever does mend a bullet hole in his coat? — Clara Barton
- A ball had passed between my body and the right arm which supported him, cutting through the sleeve and passing through his… — Clara Barton
- I started composting in 1970 by taking my food scraps out behind where I lived and burying them in a hole next… — Ed Begley, Jr.
- The arms race is worse than it ever was, the dumping of creation down a military rat hole is worse than it… — Daniel Berrigan
- A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. — Josh Billings
- My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter. — Lewis Black
- I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole… — Lewis Black
- I cannot save the world; that's not what I'm trying to do. I guess I'm just trying to walk the walk and… — Mary J. Blige
- The world is really run by the Web. There's so much information out there that you can click and keep going down… — Big Boi