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• Gerald Boyd was a classic specimen of the self-made man. Born poor, he worked and studied his way up out of poverty… — Russell Baker
• My father was a man of love. He always loved me to death. He worked hard in the fields, but my father… — Johnny Cash
• My father was and is a great father. My father always wanted to do stand-up. He wanted to be an actor. But… — Sherri Shepherd
• What's his name? I tried to forget him because if he would have fought like he worked with my guy he would… — Angelo Dundee
• Criticism will survive even if no one's paying for it. Obviously it's better if people are paying for it. But the fact… — Unknown Author
• My father was a CPA. He worked hard in the aircraft industry, and would come home more and more infrequently. He was… — Jeremy Irons
• My father was a civil servant, fairly sort of middle ranking, low to middle ranking. He worked almost entirely in what was… — John Hume
• The world begins anew with every birth, my father used to say. He forgot to say, with every death it ends. Or… — Sebastian Barry
• My dad had this rock hard body and would work 12- to 13-hour days. The guys he worked with were scrap-iron guys.… — Richard Russo
• By focusing on the interior of a speaker's larynx and using infrared, he was able to convert the visible vibrations of the… — Damon Knight
• The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store… — Jack Handey
• He was very modest, but once he got talking, he liked reminiscing about all the people he worked with over the years. — Unknown Author

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