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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre,…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go…
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A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
— Enid Bagnold
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Man is an idea, and a precious small idea once he turns his back on love.
— Albert Camus
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The conductor is a peculiar person. He turns his back on his friends in the audience, shakes a stick at his players…
— Victor Borge
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What you need to do, is to put your will over completely into the hands of your Lord, surrendering to Him the…
— Hannah Whitall Smith
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Often nothing keeps the pupil on the move but his faith in his teacher, whose mastery is now beginning to dawn on…
— Eugen Herrigel
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The fool,fixed in his folly,may think He can turn the wheel on which he turns.
— Thomas Stearns Eliot
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Take winter as you find him, and he turns out to be a thoroughly honest fellow; with no nonsense in him, which…
— James Russell Lowell
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In archery we have something like the way of the superior man. When the archer misses the center of the target, he…
— Confucius
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Want know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier…
— Heath Ledger
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Come to him. He turns no penitent one away. Would you, if you had paid so much in suffering? Would you ever…
— Truman G. Madsen
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There are no times in life when opportunity, the chance to be and do, gathers so richly about the soul as when…
— Phillips Brooks
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When the devil grows old he turns hermit.
— Ludovico Ariosto
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