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Hate Quotes by Jack Handey
- If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
- If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I could fly down…
- If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.
- I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe there would be thousands of other people shrunken down to ant-size,…
- The land that had nourished him and had borne him fruit now turned against him and called him a fruit. Man, I hate land like…
- I hate it when people say somebody has a "speech impediment", even if he does, because it could hurt his feelings. So instead, I call…
- If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do: Go up to some people who are talking…
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- Be yourself no matter how hard it is. Some people will love you some will hate you. Don't give a shit to… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Jealousy is just love and hate at the same time. — Drake
- If you become more sensitive to beauty, to poetry, that means your love has blossomed. And all the energy that has been… — Rajneesh
- We need to gather everyone we can. Damien scoffed. Uh, boss, hate to be a pall, but I think everyone we can… — Sherrilyn Kenyon