"If you think a weakness can be turned……" — Jack Handey
"If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness."
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397 Quotes by Jack Handey
Jack Handey has 397 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
- If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have…
- I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
- People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side,…
- The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
- I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived…
- If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me…
- Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's…
- What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that…
- Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
- Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around…
- MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the…
- I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy…