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Dave Barry has 529 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news…
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A happy heart comes first, then the happy face.
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See yourself being a master of gratitude in the future. Mentally picture how this will help you feel joy the moment you…
— Zelig Pliskin
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You have never seen ugliness in a happy face.
— William John Locke
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I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or…
— Chris Kattan
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It's like you always have to put on a happy face, be the phony baloney, and I'm so not that. I never…
— Chloe Sevigny
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Why does the rest of the world put up with the hypocrisy, the need to put a happy face on sorrow, the…
— Elizabeth Wurtzel
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When you win and the other fellow loses, what do you see? A losing face. There is great joy in losing and…
— Swami Satchidananda
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She looks sad. She looks angry. She looks different from everyone else I know—she cannot put on that happy face others wear…
— Matthew Quick
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Dont try to front a happy face when your hurt. Be strong enough to show your feelings and face them. Showing feelings…
— Jordan P
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I'm Sad, Hurt, Angry, Mad, Dissapointed, But u Know What? I'll Put On a Happy Face and Move On It Will Hurt…
— JuLian AndRew
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I put on this happy face like, 'Hey, everything is cool...' but the pitiful truth is there is this little something inside…
— Cuts And Scars
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