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- I bet what happend was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then, that night, they burned the… — Jack Handey
- Emily said ... Well, I read that it's important to sleep. While you sleep, the hippopotamus in your brain replays things that… — Jaclyn Moriarty
- claire:dont do anything dumb or ill kill you myself shane:ouch girl whatever happend to unconditional love around here — Rachel Caine
- Just Because something ends dosent mean that it's a bad thing or that someones bound to get hurt,ot that it never shold… — Alyson Noel
- Did last night really happen?" One side of his lips tipped up, and my chest swelled. I'd missed that smile. "Depends on… — Unknown Author
- Be your self he will love you for ho you are and it is allways good if you dont take brakeups like… — Superman
- Veryday I fight against a mirror for what I have became.. I can't even look at my self straight in the eye,… — Myothersweetangel199
- I dont get it true love is so hard to find and when you find it its gone so easy it makes… — Unknown Author
- I hate how I'm looking at someone.s page (Not stalkingXD) and I accidently click the unsubscribe button.-.- and then I press it… — Jasmine
- Who am I What am I What have I done What Have I become Why did I do that Why am I… — TheShadowOfhell
- My life sucks your life sucks lets all have a sucky life together Life sucks then you die So fuck the world… — TheShadowOfhell
- Live is 10% of what happend to you And 90% of how you respond to it! So think before you respond. — Babloo