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Hands Quotes by W.C. Fields
- When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
- The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands…
- I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what…
- I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either.
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- I was living an extremely burdensome life, because every time I prayed, I became more clearly aware of my faults. On the… — Teresa of Avila
- There is reason to suspect, that the distinctions of mankind have more show than value, when it is found that all agree… — Samuel Johnson
- Marriage was created by the hand of God. No man, not even a Supreme Court, can undo what a holy God has… — Michele Bachmann
- I think we can provide common-sense approaches to the issue of illegal guns that are ending up on the streets. We can… — Barack Obama
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- I am sure that, on the one hand, the Rothschilds appreciate the merits of Marx, and that on the other hand, Marx… — Mikhail Bakunin