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Jon Stewart has 231 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre,…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go…
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Popular Halliburton quotes from across the collection:
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The federal government began investigating allegations of fraud against the Coalition Provisional Authority, a U.S. contractor accused in a bid-rigging operation involving…
— Amy Poehler
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I ask the vice president to stop dodging the issue with legalese, and acknowledge his continued ties with Halliburton to the American…
— Frank Lautenberg
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After a long investigation the SEC has fined Halliburton $7.5 million for issuing fraudulent statements exaggerating their profits in 1998 and 1999…
— Jon Stewart
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The biggest engineering companies, like Schlumberger, Halliburton and others, have technology they spent billions of dollars developing.
— Vagit Alekperov
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Halliburton is not a 'company' doing business in Iraq. It is a war profiteer, bilking millions from the pockets of average Americans.…
— Michael Moore
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Either greed belongs in a war zone, or it doesn't. You can't unleash it in the name of sparking an economic boom…
— Naomi Klein
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protected businesses never, never become competitive ... Halliburton, Bechtel, Parsons, KPMG, RTI, Blackwater and all other U.S. corporations that were in Iraq…
— Naomi Klein
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The BP spill was the greatest environmental catastrophe in U.S. history. Yet somehow, gas companies like BP and Halliburton ran interference on…
— Josh Fox
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