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Halfway Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she…
- My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer... so she got halfway. She's an actress,…
More Halfway Quotes
- Every great mistake has a halfway moment, a split second when it can be recalled and perhaps remedied. — Pearl S. Buck
- Halfway down the stairs, is a stair, where I sit. There isn't any, other stair, quite like, it. I'm not at the… — A A Milne
- I read that book 'Fat is a Feminist Issue', got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it. — Jo Brand
- After referees negated a line change that led to Tampa Bay"s winning goal in the Stanley Cup Playoffs: After all these years… — Pat Burns
- I'm halfway around the world with dozens of bags, feeling like all 4 members of Color Me Badd. — Drake
- Miracles happen every day. Not just in remote country villages or at holy sites halfway across the globe, but here, in our… — Deepak Chopra
- You will find that if you really try to be a father, your child will meet you halfway. — Robert Breault
- I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents… — Demetri Martin