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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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Deep down, all of us are probably aware that some kind of mystical evolution is our true task. Yet we suppress the…
— Tom Robbins
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If you intend to study the mind, you must have systematic training; you must practice to bring the mind under your control,…
— Swami Vivekananda
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When the weather changes, nobody believes the laws of physics have changed. Similarly, I don't believe that when the stock market goes…
— Benoit Mandelbrot
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If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store…
— Jack Handey
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The good doctor reassured John these were people who put their psychopathy to good use. They lived productive, well-adjusted lives as surgeons,…
— Stephen Reid
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It is impossible to give a clear account of the world, but art can teach us to reproduce it-just as the world…
— Albert Camus
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When Elvis made his mass-media debut on 'The Ed Sullivan Show' - his notorious gyrations filmed only from the waist up -…
— John Lahr
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Between 1857 and 1929, while regulators largely stood idle, the American economy swung through 19 national boom-and-bust gyrations that sometimes threatened to…
— Charles Duhigg
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