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Group Quotes by Dave Barry
- In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than remembering not to…
- I played lead guitar in a band called The Federal Duck, which is the kind of name that was popular in the '60s as a…
- But that's kind of an easy stance to be if you're a humor columnist, because you're tending to make fun of the government and the…
- Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the "patty" group, which includes hamburgers, fish sticks, and McNuggets- foods that have had…
- Dogs would make totally incompetent criminals. If you could somehow get a group of dogs to understand the concept of the Kennedy assassination, they would…
- The Japanese tend to be far more co-operative and docile and group-oriented. It would be easier to get the entire population of Tokyo to wear…
- The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it…
- The Soviet Union at this time was being run by the Communists, a group of men fierce in their dedication to wearing hilariously bad suits.…
- Wood heat is not new. It dates back to a day millions of years ago, when a group of cavemen were sitting around, watching dinosaurs…
- Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
More Group Quotes
- I joined the swim team when I was 12, and I was the worst kid in the pool - I was put… — Lance Armstrong
- Birds are the most popular group in the animal kingdom. We feed them and tame them and think we know them. And… — David Attenborough
- Vampires get the joy of flying around and living forever, werewolves get the joy of animal spirits. But zombies, they're not rich,… — Margaret Atwood
- Personally, I don't choose any particular religion or symbol or group of words or teachings to define me. That's between me and… — Erykah Badu
- A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump… — Russell Baker
- It's always seemed odd to me that after a group of terrorists commits a vile and odious deed they rush messages to… — Russell Baker
- Lexington did launch its air group when a Japanese carrier was reported. — Jack Adams
- It's always been too slow for me. Playing. The pace of things. I'm a fast sprinter. The trouble was, after playing in… — Syd Barrett
- There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I… — Drew Barrymore
- A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. — Milton Berle
- There's something about being with a group of people who become like family that must be needed in society. — Jacqueline Bisset
- What I've found in my career is that 70 to 75 percent of comics are nice and have some sense of social… — Lewis Black