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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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If I was asked to say what was the greatest invention of human beings, I would say the sentence.
— John Banville
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To me, the greatest invention of my lifetime is the laptop computer and the fact that I can be working on a…
— Bill Bryson
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Money is human kind's greatest invention. Money doesn't discriminate. Money doesn't care whether a person is poor, whether a person comes from…
— Takafumi Horie
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The greatest invention in the world is the mind of a child.
— Thomas A. Edison
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Women's virtue is man's greatest invention.
— Cornelia Otis Skinner
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Compound interest on debt was the banker's greatest invention, to capture, and enslave, a productive society.
— Albert Einstein
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Writing keeps me at my desk, constantly trying to write a perfect sentence. It is a great privilege to make one’s living…
— John Banville
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A blank page of paper and a pen is the greatest invention its so exciting to be confronted by possibility.
— Nicky Wire
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Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity,
— Diana Vreeland
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The Internet makes it possible for people like me to live the way I do now. Without it, I'd have to be…
— Jane Haddam
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The single greatest invention man ever conceived in the dollar bill, because I don't want to know the conversion rate for coconuts.
— John Smith
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The greatest invention of the nineteenth century was the invention of the method of invention.
— Alfred North Whitehead
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