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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
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Not till the fire is dying in the grate, Look we for any kinship with the stars.
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Although a food processor is not an absolutely essential piece of equipment, because you can certainly chop, grate, slice, knead and mix…
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Occasionally, the book tells stories that would likely grate on senior management – but that is what free speech is all about.
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Are imperfections is which make we grate.
— Craig Benzine
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I had rather be a Kitten, and cry mew, Than one of these same Meeter Ballad-mongers: I had rather heare a Brazen…
— William Shakespeare
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I've had to take a lot of stick down the years but the one thing that really got to me was when…
— Gordon Strachan
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This is, i think, very much the Age of Anxiety, the age of the neurosis, because along with so much that weighs…
— Louis Kronenberger
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I just grate on my own nerves. I don't like to watch me.
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Everybody says, 'I have problems overcooking steak on the grill,' but just take it off earlier! Grilling is really common sense. It's…
— Bobby Flay
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Start with a clean grill. Keep it clean by brushing with a wire brush after preheating, and again after cooking. Make sure…
— Emeril Lagasse
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What we have found in this country, and maybe we're more aware of it now, is one problem that we've had, even…
— Ronald Reagan
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