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Good Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If someone is truly…
- Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
- I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
- Good Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly laughs you’ve come…
- You just be honest about who you are, and if you dont end up with any friends, then good for you.
- It became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good for two things. Oil and hummus.
- My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and…
- I have no idea why gay men love me, but I would have to assume it's because they know how much I love the gays!…
- I have a BB gun and a water gun in case things get hectic. I wouldnt put it past Kanye to run up on stage…
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