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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing…
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I don't seem to get solemn about it, and some people might not understand. That's why I never talk about it. I…
— Carole Lombard
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For better or worse, I tend to do a lot of thinking in my poems. But lately I've been trying to pay…
— Jennifer Grotz
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To our knowledge, life exists on only one planet, Earth. If something bad happens, it's gone. I think we should establish life…
— Elon Musk
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'Cyberspace' as a term is sort of over. It's over in the way that, after a certain time, people stopped using the…
— William Gibson
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He gives me a kiss that barely touches my lips – it means nothing or everything. After he’s gone, I think, Happy…
— Melissa Bank
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If you're in the room, I want to be next to you. If you're gone, I think about you. You're who I…
— James Patterson
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I don't want to sound smug but I am reasonably satisfied with how it's gone. I think it's fine.
— Colin Firth
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What you had is gone, I think it's sweet. I think it's stronger than any lie you can tell on me.
— Jill Scott
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When you're gone, I think that you appear just like dream. However, it's not a dream, it's a truth. And I still…
— Unknown Author
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