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Gold Quotes by Jack Handey
- If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I…
- What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid-gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.
- I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a…
- The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much,…
- I'll be the first to admit that my idea of God is pretty different. I believe in a God with a long white beard, a…
- I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves.
- If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores came up to you and asked where the gold was, I…
More Gold Quotes
- A sense is what has the power of receiving into itself the sensible forms of things without the matter, in the way… — Aristotle
- The science of politics is the one science that is deposited by the streams of history, like the grains of gold in… — Lord Acton
- More varied than any landscape was the landscape in the sky, with islands of gold and silver, peninsulas of apricot and rose… — Cecil Beaton
- Recommend to your children virtue; that alone can make them happy, not gold. — Ludwig van Beethoven
- I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of shoes and… — Victoria Beckham
- A gold standard doesn't imply stability in the prices of the goods and services that people buy every day, it implies a… — Ben Bernanke
- Because, you know, resilience - if you think of it in terms of the Gold Rush, then you'd be pretty depressed right… — Jeff Bezos
- I've never had a bank account in Switzerland since 1984. Why would the Swiss do this to me? Maybe the Swiss are… — Benazir Bhutto
- Exhaust the little moment. Soon it dies. And be it gash or gold it will not come Again in this identical guise. — Gwendolyn Brooks
- Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet… — Rita Mae Brown
- I like playing for the purple and gold. This is where I want to finish up. — Kobe Bryant
- If you're wearing smoky eye makeup, a little beige or gold pencil on the inner eye corners will open up the area,… — Gisele Bundchen