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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid…
— Jack Handey
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You see, she was gonna be an actress and I was gonna learn to fly. She took off to find the footlights,…
— Harry Chapin
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I used to skip out of high school and go flying. It was just one of those things, I thought it was…
— Jerry Doyle
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A word carries far, very far, deals destruction through time as the bullets go flying through space.
— Joseph Conrad
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When you hear the word 'cancer,' it's as if someone took the game of Life and tossed it in the air. All…
— Regina Brett
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Madness will push you anywhere it wants. It never tells you where you're going, or why. It tells you it doesn't matter.…
— Marya Hornbacher
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~My favorite thing about my son is that he comes home from school and the clothes go flying! Like, clothes off, right…
— Kate Hudson
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When the weight of the paper equals the weight of the airplane, only then you can go flying.
— Donald Wills Douglas
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Dont live inside the hurt that someones caused you. If they really hurt you, theyre not worthy of that kind of attention.…
— Jessica Stewart
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