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Giving Quotes by George Carlin
- One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put…
- Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.
- I don't understand why prostitution is illegal, Selling is legal, f***ing is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell f***ing? Why should it be…
- I sort of gave up on this whole human adventure a long time ago, divorced myself from it emotionally. It gives me an artistic detachment…
- Why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?
- You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork.…
- There's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason it will never ever ever be fixed. It's never going to get any better. Don't…
- Politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't.
- People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
- The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election
- Language always gives you away.
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and…
- This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray…
- It's not in the mainstream media yet, but the biggest jump in skin cancer has occurred since the advent of sunscreens. That kind of thing…
- Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
- Abraham Maslow said that the fully realized person transcends his local group and identifies with the species. But the election of Ronald Reagan might've been…
- Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've…
- I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!
- The things they don't tell you in schools these days, geez. Have a look at your owners. The politicians are put there to give you…
- The larger the group, the more toxic, the more of your beauty as an individual you have to surrender for the sake of group thought.…
More Giving Quotes
- Dedicate yourself to the good you deserve and desire for yourself. Give yourself peace of mind. You deserve to be happy. You… — Hannah Arendt
- I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can give you… — Alexis Arguello
- I love the idea of anthropomorphizing machines. I love the idea of taking technology and giving it a personality. — J. J. Abrams
- Most people would rather give than get affection. — Aristotle
- The wise man does not expose himself needlessly to danger, since there are few things for which he cares sufficiently; but he… — Aristotle
- I don't want to do business with those who don't make a profit, because they can't give the best service. — Richard Bach
- Religious people often prefer to be right rather than compassionate. Often, they don't want to give up their egotism. They want their… — Karen Armstrong
- Yet, so far from laboring to know the forbidden tree of worldly pleasures and its various fruits, man gives himself up to… — Johann Arndt
- Give yourself something to work toward - constantly. — Mary Kay Ash
- From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes a life. — Arthur Ashe
- A subtle thought that is in error may yet give rise to fruitful inquiry that can establish truths of great value. — Isaac Asimov
- For it is in giving that we receive. — Francis of Assisi