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Girlfriend Quotes by Steven Wright
- When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
- I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm not on the…
- I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
More Girlfriend Quotes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- Don’t you have a girlfriend or family you’d rather be with? (Geary) Only Solin, and honestly, he’s not this soft. Even if… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- Whether you're throwing up or breaking up, you want your girlfriend right there! I don't trust women who don't go to their… — Drew Barrymore
- When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say,… — Yasmine Bleeth
- Dora appeared, placing Alex's coffee in front of him."Your girlfriend is a wonder, honey,"she siad to him, squeezing willows shoulder. Willow's smile… — L.A. Weatherly
- Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. — Joseph Addison
- Think about it, there must be higher love Down in the heart or hidden in the stars above Without it, life is… — Steve Winwood
- Now, when you boys get home, you're gonna see a lot of war protestors. But don't be bitter. Go up to one,… — Tommy Franks