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- If your girlfriend complains that she's tired of giving you blowjobs, just outsource the work to her sister.
- Come Late And Your Girlfriend Will Say Youre Late. Cum Late And She Will Say Youre Great!
- Found out my girlfriend has been selling her pussy but it's OK she's just playing tricks on me.
- If your girlfriend still looks good in her Driving License ID, she'll still look good after marriage. You've got a survivor there.
- If you don't text first, we won't talk - my only rule with my imaginary girlfriend
- If your girlfriend is taller than you, you gotta make her sandwiches.
- My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
- Your girlfriend has a brilliant rape alarm. Her face.
- I'm organizing a baby shower for my girlfriend. She's a midget.
- My GirlFriend told me that she want me to act a little more like her father. So I fucked her mom.
- I would never mind being in an odd abusive relationship, if my girlfriend would punch me with her tits.
- Woman say:WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY. Woman means:I'm not going to stay over until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend.
- I texted my girlfriend a picture of my flaccid penis. I just wanted to let her know I was thinking about her.
- My girlfriend told me I'm awful in bed. I don't know how she can tell in 30 seconds.
- Yesterday, I came home early from work and found my Girlfriend cheating. The lazy bitch has hired a maid for cooking.
- My Girlfriend just said that I should stop acting like an year old. I almost choked on her boobs.
- The thing I admire most in my girlfriend is her brains and the way that each of them has an attractive nipple on it.
- My girlfriend said, I hate it when you finish my sentences. So I said, Period.
- I asked my girlfriend for a blow job today and she replied with, Well, what will I get? I'm guessing Herpes was not the right…
- COMMITMENT Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with ones girlfriend.
- I think my GirlFriend got a magical car. She just turned it into a lake. Stupid cunt...
- News Report: Semen is actually good for teeth. I agree. The more my girlfriend sucks me off, the better chance she has of keeping hers.
- My girlfriend got her teeth whitened the other day. Most of it went on her chin though.
- A Woman Never Say: I liked that wedding even more then ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.
- My ex-girlfriend started talking about marriage yesterday. Hence the 'ex'.
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