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Girl Quotes by Jack Handey
- Marta was watching the football game with me when she said, "You know, most of these sports are based on the idea of one group…
- When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me,…
- If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, "Congratulations, it's a girl," I think a good gag…
- I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death.
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