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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Human existence is an error...it is bad today and every day it gets worse, until the worst happens.
— Arthur Schopenhauer
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He's one of those guys whose English gets worse every year. But as long as it doesn't affect his play, we're all…
— Unknown Author
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If an unusual necessity forces us onward, a surprising thing occurs. The fatigue gets worse up to a certain point, when, gradually…
— William James
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We had 10 turnovers tonight. Each one gets worse as you go. It is like prior arrests: the 10th one may not…
— Don Meyer
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Lost time is like a run in a stocking. It always gets worse.
— Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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With the kinds of progress we're seeing in Africa, we have people who have a very high expectation, and often people think…
— John Dramani Mahama
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It gets worse when you realize that for YECs, 22 months is only 1.4 million years in evolutionary time....
— Nick Matzke
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We are brought into this world cold, weak, and helpless. Then it gets worse.
— Christopher Titus
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To reconcile conflicting parties, we must have the ability to understand the suffering of both sides. If we take sides, it is…
— Nhat Hanh
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Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely…
— Dave Barry
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The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.
— Bruce Cockburn
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The nature of process, to one degree or another, involves failure. You have at it. It doesn’t work. You keep pushing. It…
— Saul Bass
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