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- It seems like we wake up and it's a race until you get to bed. It gets to you after a while and you think,…
- When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic.…
- The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
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