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- The next time someone gets in my face to fight, I'll show them pictures on my phone of an ant I once drowned in some…
- A girls mouth is like a couch, once your dick gets in it, it becomes real fucking cumfy.
- What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women!
- You gotta make sure your good morning text is nothing like the one's she gets from other dudes. A simple Good morning :) is not…
- When the joke is on you, your sense of humour gets a reality check.
- Sometimes I pretend to be normal; but then it gets b-o-r-i-n-g, so I go back to being me.
- You're not in a real relationship until your girl gets mad at you in real life for something you did in her dream.
- Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her…
- There is only one thing that gets me through the day, knowing that someone loves me as much as you do.
- MARRIAGE, Occurs where a man gets hooked by his own line;
- MARRIAGE, A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting;
- A girl gets in the mood quickly. The woman is always in the mood.
- Sometimes I'll see a girl jogging that's so sexy, I'll jog directly behind her ass until she gets home.
- Woman who springs on innerspring this spring, gets offspring next spring.
- Alex Rodriguez never gets clutch hits in October, yet his fans insist on comparing him to Babe Ruth. So A-Rod tries to get as close…
- Never trust a girl that gets text from her ex. He's texting because he's getting a response from her.
- Relationships are a give and take; I 'give' you the dick and you 'take' your ass home before my wife gets here.
- A vagina is a lot like a boxing match. When it all gets too bloody and messy, it's time to throw in the towel.
- My girlfriend likes sticking her breasts in my face, then asking for something really expensive. She invariably gets what she wants. That, my friends, is…
- Honey.. you are nothing but a door knob, everyone gets a turn ;)
- Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
- Being rude gets me nowhere but so does being nice.
- When life gets too stressful...Masturbate.
- It gets better and then it gets worse and then it may get better and then definitely worse and then we die
- Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters.
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