"You gotta make sure your good morning text……" — Nikhil Saluja
"You gotta make sure your good morning text is nothing like the one's she gets from other dudes. A simple Good morning :) is not enough."
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- Be excellent and party on dudes. — Abraham Lincoln
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- No flip flops for black dudes. I don’t care where you at. Wear some hot ass Jordans on the beach. — Kanye West
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