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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for…
— Jack Handey
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Hmm…” Jason snapped his fingers. “I can call a friend for a ride.” Percy raised his eyebrows. “Oh, yeah? Me too. Let's…
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Sometimes in life, you find a special friend. Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes…
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A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're…
— SangFroid Stalker
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This is what my friend gets for spreading something that she shouldn't have spread... Karma's a bitch!
— Hailey
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Sometimes in life, you find a special friend. Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes…
— Mercy Pheona
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Wish so that your friend gets well soon and pray to God for his well being. Send get well soon messages, quote…
— Albertdavid
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You love your boyfriend, then you become friends with another boy and you leave your new friend, your friend gets another friend.…
— Unknown Author
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He doesn't want you for friends, that's why he did it. You see, when guys have beenin the line as long as…
— Gil Doud
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