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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre,…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go…
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Popular Fortunately quotes from across the collection:
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Fortunately I didn't get educated because if I'd got educated I'd be an educated fool now.
— David Bailey
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I've been used by women all my life, fortunately.
— David Bailey
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People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
— Russell Baker
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Fortunately for a quarterback, you can play for a long time because you don't get hit very often.
— Tom Brady
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Fortunately we're not a public company - we're a private group of companies, and I can do what I want.
— Richard Branson
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Fortunately, Iranians are politically active worldwide.
— Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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The soul, fortunately, has an interpreter - often an unconscious, but still a truthful interpreter - in the eye.
— Charlotte Bronte
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Fortunately, somewhere between chance and mystery lies imagination, the only thing that protects our freedom, despite the fact that people keep trying…
— Luis Bunuel
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My favorite subject was recess. Fortunately for me, I had a mother who believed I was smart.
— Benjamin Carson
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In his years in Washington, Senator Kerry has been one vote of a hundred in the United States Senate - and fortunately…
— Dick Cheney
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Fortunately, I got called down to NASA for an interview. And one thing led to the next, and one day I got…
— Michael P. Anderson
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I understand that, today, some developers are asking architects to design eye-catching, iconic buildings. Fortunately, I've not had that kind of client…
— Unknown Author
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