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Forget Quotes by Jack Handey
- People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is the preening.
- MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car - I forget what…
- I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then they would get…
- I think people tend to forget that trees are living creatures. They're sort of like dogs. Huge, quiet, motionless dogs, with bark instead of fur.
- One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the…
- I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with his Superman cape on. "Get down!" yelled Uncle Lou. "Don't move!"…
More Forget Quotes
- And we forget because we must and not because we will. — Matthew Arnold
- Everyone has an invisible sign hanging from their neck saying, 'Make me feel important.' Never forget this message when working with people. — Mary Kay Ash
- I began to work the stage and get the audience into it. I also learned how to have fun out there. It… — Aaliyah
- Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- My whole thing is to entertain, make people laugh and to forget about the real world for awhile. — Dan Aykroyd
- We must never forget what government is not. Government is not a philanthropic organization. Government is not the family. And government certainly… — Michele Bachmann
- I'm pretty Sicilian if I've been crossed. I don't seek revenge, but I never forget. And I make it hard to repair,… — Amy Adams
- People go to church for the same reasons they go to a tavern: to stupefy themselves, to forget their misery, to imagine… — Mikhail Bakunin
- I still think I'm like the poor girl from Colorado who worked three jobs to buy a car. That's still my mentality,… — Amy Adams
- There's less critical thinking going on in this country on a Main Street level - forget about the media - than ever… — Alec Baldwin
- Let us never forget this: since the day of the air, the old frontiers are gone. When you think of the defense… — Stanley Baldwin
- I'll find myself having dinner with people and someone will mention something and I will say I was in that situation once.… — Christian Bale