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• Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might… — Jack Handey
• I was seventeen and the star of my high school play. I was supposed to kiss my leading man, but I couldn't… — Donna Mills
• God does not flunk any of His children. He just re-enrolls them. — Adrian Rogers
• I don't have any problem understanding why people flunk out of college or quit their jobs or cheat on each other or… — Lidia Yuknavitch
• You see, God just will not let us flunk out of His school of love. He insists on remedial lessons until we… — Peter Kreeft
• You may flunk your exams in school and still make it in life, but if you flunk life's exams, you're sunk! — Chris Oyakhilome
• You can meet a young person who goes to school and is really enthusiastic, but if a sufficiently strong personality convinces them… — Stanley Crouch
• You can get all A's and still flunk life. — Walker Percy
• If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of… — Daniel Handler
• Are you okay?" she whispers, giggling. Me? Oh sure. You might have to carry me out of here, though." What happened?" I… — Lisa McMann
• If the Aborigine drafted an I.Q. test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it. — Unknown Author
• I had this inferiority complex as a child, as I was not good at speaking. I was also not good in studies… — Suriya

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