"Instead of studying for finals, what about just……" — Jack Handey
"Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point."
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397 Quotes by Jack Handey
Jack Handey has 397 quotes on this site.
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have…
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side,…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy…
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More Bahamas Quotes
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I managed to take a family trip to the Bahamas and it was quite lovely.
— Jackie Collins
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The heavy spacesuits are spectacular to look at but very hot. Putting one on was like going from chilly London…
— Kathleen Quinlan
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I've got two shirts still missing from the Bahamas. I'm sure they are part of a youth camping programme somewhere…
— David Lange
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I don't want to go to the Bahamas on holiday. I hate islands. I want to go to Brittany, where…
— Julie Delpy
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The Bahamas is headed for unprecedented economic activity.
— Perry Christie
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For nine miles along a submerged ridge, the corals rise in lumpy hillocks that spread out 100 yards or more,…
— James Dwight Dana
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They fought their first action in March of 1775. Embarked on eight small ships, they sailed to the Bahamas and…
— Tom Clancy
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I wanted to be a marine biologist my whole life until I graduated high school. And even now, I'm still…
— Cobie Smulders
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I'd like to be the ambassador to the Bahamas.
— Eleanor Mondale
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Harbour Island in the Bahamas is a wonderful little island with beautiful beaches, a great restaurant culture and friendly, welcoming…
— Helena Christensen
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Harbour Island in the Bahamas is beautiful, with turquoise water and pink sand.
— Diane von Furstenberg
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I love to fish offshore for billfish, and have fished all over for them from the Bahamas, St. Thomas, Venezuela,…
— George Strait
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