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Mitch Hedberg has 172 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck…
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Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
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Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an…
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I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at…
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I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk.…
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So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far…
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At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I need…
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I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see…
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In general, the bigger a mountain the older it is. The biggest mountains were built before any others, because when they were…
— Mikhail Lomonosov
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If you are flammable and have legs, you are not blocking a fire exit.
— Mitch Hedberg
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The psyche is highly flammable material. So we are always wrapping things in asbestos, keeping our images and fantasies at arm's length…
— James Hillman
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This is the point in the show where we say, 'Oh, what else do we have in the van that's flammable?'
— Adam Savage
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Miracles can happen, even to those who are small, flammable, and dressed all in black.
— Daniel Handler
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Excellent. They were flammable.
— James Patterson
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Oh, pooh, you’re just like akri. No, Simmi, don’t be breathing fire around the flammable objects or small children. Except for that…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Unfortunately, zombies aren’t very flammable, and it went out instantly.
— Amanda Hocking
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