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• First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
• I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
• Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
• I’ll always be doing stand-up as long as people are still interested in seeing me.
• I'm into politics, and I love watching the heavier news magazine shows.
• Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.
• I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a…
• This women/ killer was a testament to my theory that the crazier you are, the more calories you burn. That's why psychos…

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