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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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The mere mention of the Farakka Express, which jerks its way eastward each day from Delhi to Calcutta, is enough to throw…
— Tahir Shah
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Even a really bad creator would at least have started with Earth, Air, Fire, Water and Surprise.
— Terry Pratchett
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From fire, water, the passage of time, neglectful readers, and the hand of the censor, each of my books has escaped to…
— Alberto Manguel
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Shadow and dust shall be reclaimed, earth sealing the tomb from which you came. Dust to dust, ashes to ashes, warrior return,…
— Christine Feehan
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There are five elements: earth, air, fire, water and garlic.
— Louis Diat
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One who neglects or disregards the existence of earth, air, fire, water and vegetation disregards his own existence which is entwined with…
— Mahavira
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We should always deal cautiously with fire, water, women, foolish people, serpents, and members of a royal family; for they may, when…
— Chanakya
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