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• The bigger the bill, the harder you ball. Well I'm throwing mine, cause my money long. The quicker you here, the faster… — Wiz Khalifa
• Here in the deep powder snow you don't hear yourself ski. You don't hear your long turns or your short turns. You… — Unknown Author
• Don't ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because the faster you go the later you think… — Jack Handey
• At two-tenths the speed of light, dust and atoms might not do significant damage even in a voyage of 40 years, but… — Isaac Asimov
• The harder you chase something, the faster you go and the less you're able to let life meet life. If you're having… — Natalie Goldberg
• The faster you go, the more students you leave behind. It doesn't matter how much or how fast you teach. The true… — William Glasser
• The faster you go, the shorter you are. — Albert Einstein
• You will never stub your toe standing still. The faster you go, the more chance there is of stubbing your toe, but… — Charles Kettering
• When you think of bike couriers, you think of hyper speed. They get paid by how fast they can drop stuff off.… — Dan Hill
• The harder you work, the faster you go up the ladder of your destiny. — Terry Mark

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